joke of the day - 2

Scene: dad is going to a birthday party for an elderly friend.

Son: can I please go with you?

Dad: no, you always talk too much and not polite.

Son: please dad. I promise behave this time, please.

Dad: alright! Let’s go.

Son is behave as he promised. Well! Almost, until, the last dish, Longevity Buns. (With red bean paste inside) 

Son: dad why do they serve hot butt?

Dad: hush! Now! That’s not nice!

Then the dad take one and split open it.

Dad: eek! There is (use your imagination) inside!

Hint: it's funny but disgusting too. Life is hard, just laugh out loud, will you!

Like father, like son. Watch out! Your kids are actually watching and learning from you.