Jokes of the day

Mom: Son, where are you?
Son: Here!
Mom: Where exactly is "here"?

Son: (knock on the door)
Mom: Who is it?
Son: Me.
Mom: Me who?

Semi-format = suit top + shorts bottom. Get it, semi.

bodyguards

Proudly present my two bodyguards, wait, you guys are supposed to walk behind me!

$5 all you can eat pasta dinner for MB fundraising, yum!