Kid: Mom! Some of the vegetables are hard to
chew.
Mom: then chew harder, dah!
Why do Asian parents only approve As? Well,
because, B stands for below
average, C stands for cannot eat, D stands for do not come home, and F stands
for find yourself a new family, now you get it.
Why is man and women different? Because, we say
man, and we say wow! Man, woman, get it?
Female is not free, because females come with a
fee, ha-ha!
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