Joke of the day - 2

Son: I wonder if a skunk ever sprayed by its own mom?

Mom: sure! When the kid skunk said to the mom skunk, mom can I please go out and play?

joke of the day - 1

I just found a way to cut onion without tears and tomatoes without messy.

Use a food processor to do the job.

LOL.

Weird English

Found some interesting way in expressions.

Pretty bad, so it's good or bad?

Positive punishment, what do you mean? A punishment is positive?

Negative reinforcement, reinforcement in a negative way?

Terribly good, tell me, do you feel terrible or good?

Joke of the day

If you go to the breakfast Buffet, make sure eat slower, so you can be full until lunch time, or / and eat longer, so you would be hungry until dinner time. Ha!

12-23-2016 worship songs

What's the reason to celebrate Christmas? Santa Claus? Getting gifts?

It’s all about you, Lord. It’s You!

是你-生命河靈糧堂(奔向愛我的神)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WgkX7p9ZaTo

The pass Saturday in the middle of night my right shoulder suffered great discomfort, it was like mix up with pain and soreness. 

I prayed hard to ask God to ease my afflict, pray God to take all the control of my body, every single of my bone, muscle, nerve, hair, skin, red blood cell, white blood cell, platelet,  respiratory system, digestive system, circulatory system, immune system, lymphatic system, thought, literally, all that I think of on to Him.

Second day, it seemed ok during the day, at night the discomfort came back, and even worse than the day before, both my shoulder were suffered. I feel like that I cannot even pray or move or anything, I curled my body and cry out to the Lord for mercy, for grace, for healing.

Plead to the Lord, all your needs, all the burdens. 呼求你憐憫-生命河靈糧堂(奔向愛我的神)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IyJcldJz754

God gives us His only Son, Jesus, and He died for our sins and rose on the third day.
His love and Holy Spirit never leaves us. 何西阿書 11:4 我用慈繩愛索牽引他們；我待他們如人放鬆牛的兩腮夾，把糧食放在他們面前 。I drew them with cords of a man, with bands of love; and I was to them as they that take off the yoke from their jaws, and I laid meat before them.
【青草原詩歌】慈繩愛索(粵)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gDObqPr3tW4

Pound Cake

• ·         INGREDIENTS
  3/4 cup unsalted butter, room temperature.
  2 cups all-purpose flour
  3/4 cup sugar
  4 large eggs
  
  
  DIRECTIONS
  Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 
  
  
  Using an electric mixer on high speed, beat butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. With mixer on low, gradually add flour, beating just until combined.
  
  
  Bake until a toothpick inserted in center of cake comes out clean, about 1 hour. Let cool in pan 15 minutes. Invert onto a wire rack, and turn upright to cool completely.
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joke of the day - 3

Mom: son, don't eat too much meat!

Son: but I love meat.

Mom: oh! Really! You love ME!? I love you too?

Son: OMG!

joke of the day - 2

Scene: dad is going to a birthday party for an elderly friend.

Son: can I please go with you?

Dad: no, you always talk too much and not polite.

Son: please dad. I promise behave this time, please.

Dad: alright! Let’s go.

Son is behave as he promised. Well! Almost, until, the last dish, Longevity Buns. (With red bean paste inside) 

Son: dad why do they serve hot butt?

Dad: hush! Now! That’s not nice!

Then the dad take one and split open it.

Dad: eek! There is (use your imagination) inside!

Hint: it's funny but disgusting too. Life is hard, just laugh out loud, will you!

joke of the day - 1

Husband and wife went to an art exhibition.

The wife have high myopia. So she look at each paintings very closely.

Suddenly, the wife scream, this is the ugliest painting I have ever seen!

The husband says, hush! You are not looking at a painting, you are looking at a mirror!

soft & strong

Hope that you don’t mind that I’m going to share something about the tissue paper.

Something that seems no big deal but surely very important in our daily lives.

You all notice that now the tissue paper, have at least three different types, soft, strong, or soft and strong, if you are the grocery shopper of the family.

When I ask my son, why and what’s the differences between those types, he always say that just a marketing tragedy, meaning, there’s no differences.

I totally not agree with that, soft ones are really soft, the strong ones are actually strong.

What I hesitate to buy is the soft and strong ones, finally I give a try. It is weird how something can soft and strong at the same time.

And it is truly soft and strong, get it, two layers, soft and strong for each layer of each piece.

Overall, I like it and I’m glad that I finally try it.

Give thanks

For some years I tried to appreciate some people with gift cards and then some of them, they give back a lot more of than I gave them.

Feeling really guilty about, wondering should I not to use this way to thank people.

I always know that I can give back those thanks with some other ways to other people as a thanks to the people that help me and my kids.

I don’t mean money or any other things that they help us of. Even just a warm welcome or praise on me or my kids that really will make me cry.

Yesterday, I did cried on the gift cards and cards that friend of us gave us.

Sorry! I have to wipe my tears again. The tears of joy and appreciations.

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Cannot believe that I have almost drafts.

I owe myself that many unfinished blogs.