Monday, September 26, 2016

Jokes of the day

1). A joke from my niece.
因為對某些水果過敏,所以問老闆娘綜合果汁裡面有什麼,『綜合果汁裡面有水果呀~』這句可以跟上次那個『扁魚就是一種很扁的魚』湊成一對了呢=v=+
Because allergy to certain fruit, therefore I ask the juice bar owner, what's in this blended juice, "ah? There are fruits in the blended juice ~" this answer can really be paired up with "flatfish (brill) is a very flat fish" silent!

還好她不是買月餅或是太陽餅。
I'm so glad that she was not buying Mooncake or Suncake.

2). Smartphones 
A smartphone is, which it thinks, makes decision, and make the move on its own, that is how smart it is.
( It changed the ring tone that I specifically pick for my special ones, and decided to take off one of very important contact. Wow!)

3). Cockroaches 
Tried to catch a cockroach but failed, but it did thank me for providing such an environment for it to move in. Sad!

忙裏偷閒,苦中作樂。
Sneak in some jokes in a busy, lousy day.

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